niggas is hongry - brah, where u had just had said u had put the cookies bruh lol
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toeianimation:

really is the best thing on this website

send me cute & fun anons until the void accepts me into its cold, dark arms and I fall into a deep slumber

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

theofficialariel:

Tink and Peter go on an adventure

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Honestly, the reason that anon is telling you he wants to have sex with you on anon is probably because he's unattractive. Let's be real. Which is ironic, though, because I'm also telling you this on anon. But I am attractive, I promise.
Anonymous

this is the most hypocritical message I’ve ever received

i've heard stories about how good you are in bed
Anonymous

Lol my ~bed experience~ is pretty limited so I doubt it

oh this is a totally different person
Anonymous

Oh, well then thank you Anonymous Tumblr User. I’d love to do naughty things to your enigmatic and faceless body

yeah so i want to have sex with you
Anonymous

That is not a naME I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING