Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything
this is the greatest.thing.ever.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rosario Dawson, and Tracie Thomas in Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)
"talk dirty to me"
my suitemate just came in and sat down because he has nothing else to do. seriously cutting into my masturbation time and I’m pissed
me during a pillow fight
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles